The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Leg End]

For thinking my hammer looks like that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hitting him with whatever hammer you have!

 

[Leg End]

For thinking I would waste my time doing it myself.

[sub]I'll have my shadow do it.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That's fine too! As long as someone hits him with a hammer!"

 

[Leg End]

For making that quote up and ripping it off from a certain meme involving a Loli-turned-Cat.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I wasn't quoting anything, I also don't know what you're talking about. A Loli Catgirl? Or a Loli-Furry? Putting "For" and then continuing with a sentence without the quotes just seems wierd..."

 

[Leg End]

For not knowing of A Cat Is Fine Too.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being an angsty sixteen-year-old.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Ignores Heart of Darkness*

For not knowing of A Cat Is Fine Too.

For sending me a PM to a site which makes me want to read a manga but fails to tell me the title!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

FOR IGNORING ME.

I'M RELEVANT TO THE PLOT DAMMIT.

 

[Leg End]

For thinking the fanbase cares about him.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Ignores Heart of Darkness*

For being right!

Also: For ninja'ing me while I was calling myself a troll for double posting while ignoring Heart of Darkness again!

 

[Leg End]

For causing a PARADOX.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking paradoxes!

 

[Leg End]

Because he fails at PARADOXES.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For starting your post with something other than "For"!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Because we've been over this. "Because for" is bad grammar, and as such it is a bannable offense.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Ignores Heart of Darkness*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For ignoring other trolls' invalid opinions!

Also: For double posting!