The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a tosser!

 

[Leg End]

For using British(?) slang.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making me post videos!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For passing wind in the lift!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For preferring the trollercars.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being hexed!

Also for preferring the Gravitroll.

 

[Leg End]

For making Neo stare at me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!?!".

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For changing your avatar!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being my arch-nemesis!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that make YOU a troll!
[sup]Everything is my minion and serves me to bring more collective suffering in the long term!
Whether they realize this or not.[/sup]

 

[Desert Warrior]

For having a giant ego!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For having mis-matched arms.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the cake in MineCraft not being a lie!