The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For...being my rival?

 

[Neonbob]

...for having a rival instead of an archnemesis!

 

[Leg End]

For nuking my fucking whales after me being the last known survivor.

 

[Scde2]

For not undressing near his bedroom window!

 

[Leg End]

For not looking into my bedroom window.

 

[Scde2]

For charging me a toll!

 

[Leg End]

For thinking I'd charge for this.​

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me what anime that's from!
[sup]It looks interesting...[/sup]

For staring at my bold Loli.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not finding out for yourself!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not smashing him with a big hammer!

For not finding out for yourself!

Actually, I found out.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being Amy from Sonic!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for beeping and meowing.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing he's a Censor Cat!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For having that feeling!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being that feeling!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for feeling that being.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For feeling up random people!