The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being an anthill!

For "WHY DIDN'T YOU DDDOOOOOOODGE!!!!!"

*bleh*

For "DDDDOOOOOGE!!!!!!"

[sup]DBZ Abridged?[/sup]

For "I'm going to skullf*ck you!"

[sub]Yes...[/sub]

Damn you Pavlov!

 

[Voodoomancer]

,,,for trolling over an anthill.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing a barrel roll!

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing me to eat your left leg!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not also finishing the right leg!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I already ate the right leg!
[sup]In fact, the left leg was all I left...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for beating people with their right sole!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For beating people with their wrong sole!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For sending his sole to Haiti!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I've sent the rest of my left shoe to the south pole!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for splitting up his Horcrux without turning it into a proper magical artifact!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for posting in the wrong thread. Again.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For pointing things out! Shhhhh...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not posting links to what thread it should be in!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For starting your post with "Because" instead of "For"!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for smithing words.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For starting your post with "...for" instead of "For"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being inflexible!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For starting your post with "...for" instead of "For"!