The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For attempting a 2x Corpsesmooch combo and succeeding!

 

[Lambi]

For abusing the system!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For denying the fact that the system is there to be abused!
[sup]In fact, everything is there to be abused![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For slapping me silly!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not complaining about the trout I'm slapping you with!
[sup]Well, cats (and catgirls) just like fish I guess...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For stealing my trouser trout!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For speaking nonsense!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for making sense!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wishing that a star would land on your head!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for not knowing it already did!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For imprisoning the Star Spirits in a pack of playing cards!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For playing games with said cards while riding a motorcycle!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For making me do this again.

[HEADING=1]CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES[/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
[HEADING=1]WHAT?! CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?![/HEADING]

 

[Scde2]

For...

[HEADING=1]What!? 9000!?[/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

[HEADING=1]FOR NOT USING BIG LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing about the other stuff I broke...