The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for being a face!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that I'm a nice person... >>

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a non-entity!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unaware that you're just a prop!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for stealing my jelly sandwich.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a jelly doughnut!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a new avatar!
[sup]...which is much better than the last two...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For passing judgement!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For inviting someone to say a certain meme!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a post-count that is...
[HEADING=1]ALMOST NINE THOUSAAAAAANNNNNND!!!!!!![/HEADING]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing up my home planet with a sneeze!

 

[Voodoomancer]

[sup]...for[/sup]

not [h4]having[/h4]
[HEADING=3]constantly[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]growing[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]text![/HEADING]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For perpetuating an annoying Escapist glitch.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it's not a glitch!
[sup]It's an unplanned feature![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For writing malware.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For buying malware!

 

[Lambi]

For delivering malware!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to buy it in bulk to stop an army of robots!