The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not letting his dark soul be filled with light.

 

[Lambi]

For being back after all this time!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pointing out my return.

[sup]I have come back to usher in a new era of annoyingness![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not telling us how he is.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being kind enough to point out my horrible character flaws.

[sup]I'm pretty good, all things considered.[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For "who the hell are you and why are you shining that flashlight in my face?!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for going through hyperspace in Guatemala.

[sup]Step away from the wallaby, please.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not telling us what he's been up to.

[sup]That's good to hear. I'm good myself.[/sup]

@HoD: For not knowing Chinchy is someone who used to be here all the time!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being sharper than a crayon in a hobo's pocket.

[sup]Awesome. Not much. Life's just been kind of...meh. I stoppped logging in because the forums started feeling too much like an obligation, so I took a (rather long, in hindsight) break.[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

@Lambi: For thinking I know all of these shenanigans! I only joined fairly recently!

OT: For being a wino!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer knot knoeing of mah shenanimagins!

[sup]Now gimme a dollar![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "I'm going now to sleep. It was nice talking to you again."

[sup]I know what you mean. I take a sort of break in between. Just talk to people on Steam or Skype, then check what's going on here.

In any case, I'll see you later.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for running away this quickly.

[sup]Awwww, man! Well, sleep well. And expect to see much more of me.[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For casting blink on himself!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for banishing me to the sausage dimension.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being the only one invited to Sausage Fest '11.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not joining the Sausage Fest.

[sup]It's the meatiest place in the world![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a mylar balloon of an off-brand cartoon character filled with pickle brine and given to a child on their fifth birthday and all they got was savings bonds and then you yell at them for being ungrateful and send them to their room!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing of my secret origins and blabbing about it all over the internet.