The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I would place my faith in him.

[sup]That honor goes to Cthulhu.[/sup]

 

[ThreeWords]

For being a Cthulhu-cultist

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not praising the Great Old One.

[sup]Ia, Ia, Cthulhu F'htagn![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not worshipping at the altar of Lord Stephen Fry.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not forcing him to worship Stephen Fry.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me he might be a Fry worshipper.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing that already.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for keeping the Fry worship to a bare minimum.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding Fry worship all the damn time.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for making me give up the Fry worship to worship...someone else who I won't say.

[sup]Yet...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for worshipping...Bruce Campbell?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being far off.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for worshipping...J.J. Abrams?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for getting further away.

[sup]I remember...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for worshipping...Zachary Quinto?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not getting close.

[sup]Although I do a bit...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for worshipping...Yahtzee?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not picking up on the 'I remember' thing.

[sup]FFS, you killed him.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that my memory is not the shittiest this world has ever seen.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not remembering his biggest kill to date.

[sup]Tsk, tsk Chinchilla...[/sup]