The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for being annoyed last night when I tried to join you and Chinchy (you honestly don't mind if I call you that? You never said...).

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling me Chinchy.

[sup]Nah. Goat already does. [/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to be 'friendly'

[sup]Grr....[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for growling at whoever that growl was intended toward.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being bat-shit crazy.

[sup]I am...WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!!![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me question my newbie status.
[small]I was new, I didn't know![/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking being new is a weakness.

[sup]Well, to some it is...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not understanding the confusion of everyone knowing about stuff you don't.

[small]Oh god. The BBQ thing? I wish I hadn't asked...[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for finally seeing the Goat for what he is.

[sup]A condiment making machine![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for telling me stuff I did not want to know about your life.

[small]We don't want to hear them.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not wanting to hear them.

[sup]You haven't heard the ping pong thing yet...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for colliding two threads into critical mass that will implode and kill us all.

 

[Empireth]

...for spreading mass hysteria with the thought that everyone will die because of the internets.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for joining this insane little group of ours.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking we're insane.

[sup]I ain't...look at that, a shiny grenade.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making that sound like a bad thing.