The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not knowing how to spell "laissez-faire"
[small]It's french, dammit![/small]

 

[Empireth]

...For not speaking le français.

 

[Empireth]

...car il ne parle pas l'anglais maintenant et il essai de me confuser avec l'espangol.
[small]my grammar's gonna be off.[/small]

 

[Empireth]

...For thinking I live in le Québec. Blasphemy.
[small]Because he is not speaking English right now and is trying to confuse me with Spanish. So, yeah.[/small]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking he was awesome enough for me to poop in his yard.

[small]Yes, it is the only province with it as the native language, but New-Brunswick is the only official bilingual province, and Ontario tries to claim bilingualism too, but they aren't officially. The more you know.[/small]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to deny that I'm to awesome for me to have pooped in his yard.

[small]Yes, you have learnt well, my young padawan.[/small]

 

[Empireth]

...for not remembering his lesson about French in Canada not ten minutes ago...

[small]Perhaps you have not heard of me?[/small]

 

[Empireth]

...for attempting to commit murder on my knowledge.

[small]When I awaken, I damn well better remember everything![/small]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing he is trying to slip a Roofie to a GOD.

[small]If you touch me, I swear...[/small]

 

[Merciful Death]

for not being scared by a mere 'god'