The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for calling me 'fresh meat' then telling me I'm trusting you with my soul.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not letting me get his soul.

[sup]MEANIE!!!![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not reading my profile recently.

[sup]It's been changed...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for changing your profile after I commented on it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being trusting of me.

[sup]I won't bite...much.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lying about his biting habits.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being living proof that I bite hard.

[sup]Night, mental guys and sane Canadian who may be regretting coming here. Sleep is awaiting and calling me.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for biting people and lying about it.
[small]sleep is probably a good idea... Wait, you think I'm sane?[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a long cool woman in a black dress.

 

[Empireth]

...for calling me a long cool woman in a black dress.
...for thinking I'm going to sleep. I was merely stating it was a good idea.

 

[Empireth]

...for not believing me when I said for him to ignore my small talk. Ha. Ha... Get it?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for starting up with the fancy text again.

O'RLY?

 

[Empireth]

...for using lazy spelling when complaining about laissez-faire.