The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For underestimating the power of bread!

 

[Scde2]

For being not very effective.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to live in your tongue!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for being super-effective.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making nothing happen!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a part of that nothing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm part of an event!

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying your eventitude!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for splash!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using Splash!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for not using the rare nuclear splash!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hacking your Pokemon games so they contain nuclear splash, which causes a permanent game over when you use it!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For hacking your game to make you lose forever!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being a follower of the philosophy of Dwarf Fortress!
"Losing is fun!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting fire roam freely!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for covering the antelope in bacon bits.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For using Baco's!

 

[Scde2]

For cantalouping the antelopes!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for melting the frogs.

 

[Neonbob]

...for kicking puppies out of your lap!