The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Roxas1359]

...for not developing new poison!
[sub]No but I talk with many of them on a regular basis. I talk with Sevre the most, then Zombie, haven't seen Cold in a while, Claymorez, etc. But he was banned. I thought it was that one person who keeps getting new IPs and posting hunting stuff.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing how lazy I am!
[sup]that's good then. I bugged Nuke through Formspring XD
It says he was banned. But he's been posting shit.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not inventing exploding whales.

 

[Roxas1359]

...for not owning a Chinchilla!
[sub]Bob, never get replies from Nuke when I PM him. I've gotten replies from everyone else though. Even Kross and Virgil when the severs crashed that one time and everyone on the site was temporarily banned.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaring your eyelights!
[sup]Huh...I've gotten replies from all the mods I've ever PM'd...[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

...for burning off my skin with the nuke!
[sub]Gotten a reply from them all except Nuke before. I'd want to be a mod somewhat, but if asked now probably not because of all the negativity to them. So I help out indirectly I guess.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up my secret shame! *sob*

 

[Roxas1359]

...for not letting me have a ferret!*sob*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Spoiler: ...for not opening up his anniversary present! *sob*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having too small an evil laboratory.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling my mom's basement small.

 

[Roxas1359]

For Ninjaing me!
[sub]Chinchy, they are illegal in California for literally no reason at all. It's a crime sadly.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for screwing up the incantation. You summoned Chewbacca instead.

[sup]That's ridiculous. Doesn't surprise me, though. Same state that made it illegal to hang fuzzy dice from your rearview mirror.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

...for not hugging Chewbacca.
[sub]They overturned that ages ago.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that Chewbacca can be killed.

[sup]Really? That's awesome. Doesn't really solve your ferret problem, unfortunately.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

...for reminding me I have no ferret!*sob*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not seeing the obvious solution.

[sup]Get two ferrets, tie them together, and put 'em in your car!
Brilliant, right? [/sup]