The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to know too much.

[sup]I'm afraid that's a question that will have to go unanswered, Mr. Dark.
*presses trap door button*[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For eating my calzone!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not sharing the calzone.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to eat me. I want to live!

[sup]And for managing get back in this thread. [/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for taking my legs. I'll never dance again!

[sup]When exactly did the rules around here get this...brain-damaged?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for killing my career as a ballerina.

[sup]Good lord, this place is going to hell in a handbasket. I've seen more probations (over stupid shit, too) in the last week than I ever have before. What the hell was wrong with the old rules? At least they weren't vague and arbitrary.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me rewire your brain!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting ninja'd that quickly. It's a new record, folks!

[sup]"Constructive criticism is welcomed, but negativity for its own sake is not"? So, we're an elementary school classroom now?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not expecting it!
[sup]MUAHAHAHAHA! Gotcha, goat!
*hugs*
You know it's a perfect welcome [/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing a fresh sammich!
[sup]I've missed your face 'round here, buddy.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blatantly lying about my lies!
[sup]Aw, man. That's annoying.
But it's good to have you back!
*hugs vigorously* [/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for soiling the damn carpet!

[sup]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I had to stop. That was just painful to read.
There's no way they can actually think this is a good idea. They've essentially banned arguments, discussion, and given the mods the ability to punish anyone just cuz.[/sup]