The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not making a triple layer fudge brownie!
[sup]...huh. ah well!
How was life otherwise? [/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing invitations to a mall party!
[sup]about the same, really. Dealing with some life shit, but nothing quite to the point of saying "fuck it" and quitting entirely XD
Oh, I got a car! [/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being too good for the Gap.

[sup]Yep. And it hurt my brain. It hurt it baaaaaad.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not minding the gap.
[sup]Thanks.
It's an 04 Corolla! Stick!
I fucking love manuals now [/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting holes in the pavement!
[sup]D:
You do? Why? [/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting holes in my arm.

 

[Scde2]

For marching into April!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not having them already!
[sup]Ah. I just find there is something primally satisfying about shifting gears
Also, I want to know how the FUCK that guy is still posting.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For not paying the ellipse tax.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to clone five pounds of hamburger!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lining all my dominoes up!
[sup]That advertising guy who is supposed to be banned...THAT SHIT CONFUSES ME.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

...for not knocking them down!
[sub]Bob, the one who posts the hunting ones? Link? I can take care of it.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing up several tons of dolls!
[sup]<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.264043-explicitly-than-the-lesbian-ones>this guy. You're in chat with a mod? [/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not blasting the dominoes to kingdom come.

[sup]We have shotguns for a reason, gentlemen![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for developing an immunity to my poisons!