The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so eloquent and having such a beautiful speaking voice.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a hamster!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up that old argument.

[sup]*TROUT-SLAP!*[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For trout slapping at the drop of a hat!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-SLAP!*

[sup]Sorry. Reflex. [/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For *TUNA-SLAP!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-CANNON!*

 

[Lambi]

For *COD-MISSILE*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-MECH!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *GOLDFISH-ORBITAL LASER*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-BLACK HOLE!*

 

[Lambi]

For *Oh SHI-*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *KRAKEN-DIVIDE BY ZERO*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For *ALBINO AFRICAN ENDANGERED RHINO STAMPEDE*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for destroying the universe.

[sup]Now we shall have to make a new one.[/sup]

*TROUT-BIG BANG!*

 

[Lambi]

For "In the beginning, there were chinchillas everywhere."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "And lo, the marmalade flowed in rivers and the vegemite bushes grew in abundance, and for a time, it was good."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "And all the chinchillas got greedy for marmelade and all but one drowned in the river."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "And that's definitely the way it happened and there was absolutely no cannibalism at all." THE END

>_>
<_<

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling us the part in which you got your monocle!