The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for being all meta.

But the Escapist loves meta!

OT: For having inferior special sauce.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ha, I can do you one better!

3 for 1!

For giving two reasons in the same post!

For thinking I care about aforementioned in-joke!

For thinking that was a sandwich you just stole!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for oneupsmanship.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a drunken hobo with a god complex.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For hiding out on the moon!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wording people's twists.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for finding a guitar string in a vat of spaghetti.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not putting enough cowbell in the Blue Oyster Cult stew.

 

[Scde2]

For being venomous.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

[HEADING=2]..FOR BEING AS QUIET AS A CHURCH MOUSE!!![/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating my sandwich!
And for denying it's my sandwich!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for setting me up for his heinous crimes.

[sup]It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man![/sup]