The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a ninja who's in league with Goat, the real criminal!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for infecting my brain with surf rock.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not bathing in tartar sauce and penicilin.

[sup]Should sleep. But..Escapist...[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

...for using up all the tartar sauce and penicillin.
[sub]You know you can't escape the Escapist.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to sleep when you should be posting on the Escapist!
For being double ninjas!

 

[Roxas1359]

...for getting Ninja'd by a Goat with a sandwich and a shrimp thing.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having my best interests in mind.

[sup]Thanks, guys. Where would I be without you?[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

...for not thinking we don't care.
[sub]Most likely asleep and getting needed rest.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For also only caring about yourself!
[sup]We're so alike...[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

...for not being a narcissist.
[sub]Yep. This site needs an Escapist Addiction Group.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting killed by a creeper!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a lotus-eater.

[sup]Maybe, but I bet I could find other things to do to avoid sleep if I wasn't hanging around here.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For being something I don't know!
[sub]Keep telling yourself that Chinchy. Keep telling yourself that...[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for no hasing read The Odyssey.

[sup]It's true. I'm sitting next to my bookcase right now.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For calling Chinchy's avatar glowy!
[sub]I've read it before, just forgot what it was. I love the Odyssey.[/sub]