The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Roxas1359]

For giving me logic!
[sub]Well that's good. Mainly people hate me because I follow the rules of the site, but that's for another discussion in more private settings.[sup]Lurkers be everywhere watching.[/sup][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking the code of the ancients!
[sup]...that's an odd reason to hate you...shit, I do that...
*IS HORRIBLY CONFUSED* [/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For referencing Hammurabi's Code!
[sub]Eh you probably not really. I'll like PM a mod whenever I notice something breaking the rules like crazy, like Ban-Jumpers or that annoying advertisement guy who posted those hunting links! Unless you do that you'll be fine.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for smushing Enkidu's toe!
[sup]...I do that stuff, though...WHY DO YOU GET HATE?[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For thinking I would harm the companion of Gilgamesh!
[sub]Possibly because I'm with a group that is controversial, but not really anymore since I just PM mods. You'll be fine Bob, everyone on the Escapist likes you, and you're not involved in anything that would garner you hate. Subject change: Muffins![/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling down the bull of heaven!
[sup]ah. Spanish whatsit? Ah well.
STOPPIT
*blushes*
*hugs*
MUFFINS ARE FUCKING AWESOME. Unless they're tops >.<[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For reminding me I'm in a Bull fight!
[sub]Yeah, that's the group. We aren't as bad as people say, me being one of the only original members who just posts things like Mr. Six dancing and just has fun.
Also, you know Spinwhiz is the Community Manager now right?
Yes muffins do rule! Never had tops though.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being a professional rodeo clown!
[sup]He is? What happened to Kulini? o.o
I never thought they were bad. :/ Ah well.
Muffin tops?
[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For again not remembering I fear clowns!
[sub]Kuliani is just leaving I guess, can't be told exactly why, but will be here until the 28th. He's training Spinwhiz to be the new Community Manager though. I'll miss him and wish him luck where ever he goes.
We're not all bad, people who just get in trouble a lot hate us.
Oh. Man I'm dumb. But I love those! XD[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not conquering your fears!
[sup]Huh. That's weird...I like Kuliani. :/
Spin is equally awesome, though XD
Pfft. Of course they do
hehe. *pats head*
They are good to skish, yeah XD[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For not knowing I'm a wimp!
[sub]It'll be okay though.
Did you pat my head like how I do to my cat? XD
Good to eat for me! XD[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not injecting steroids into your MANLY MAN ORGAN.
[sup]Yeah...*moment of silence for Kul* ...
...
...
righto.
I did! X3
...you mean the actual muffins, right? XD[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For believing those are mine...
[sub]You know he'll be here till the 28th right?
Why!? X3
Do I look like a kitty? X3
Yes the actual muffin! XD[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

For not using sub-print.
[sub]Sorry. [/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For denying your fate!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For TL;DR.

 

[Roxas1359]

For having a large post!