The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for being so seedy!

 

[Scde2]

For being so lazy!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trynna make people mad!

 

[Scde2]

For not expecting my precision strike aimed at his fort.

 

[Neonbob]

...for starting a war of unjust proportions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making it bigger!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting in the line of fire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it matters for me!
[sup]Just use this chance to reload! Don't worry about me, I can't die anyway![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for missing the point! You blocked bullets that were meant for other things! You're no fun to shoot!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For missing the point too!
[sup]I told you, the amount of bullets you waste doesn't matter to me![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so boring to shoot!
[sup]*slaps*
THAT'S FOR NOT HAVING BLOOD BURSTS![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making a light, refreshing breeze with your nukes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not standing around when I tell you to so you can get em!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would go get them while if I wanted to do it myself I could make a more refreshing wind by blowing up some stars or black holes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for confusing nice breezes with a sudden passing of gasses and matter!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For well, a breeze is a movement of air, air is made up of various gasses, gasses are a form of matter, so actually, that would be correct...

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that a supernova causes BREEZES.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it doesn't! I'll even have it explode inside the atmosphere!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to admit that they aren't breezes, but GALES.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking those light breezes could be strong enough for me to call them gales!