The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking paddling hard enough to destroy existence itself is good enough!
[sup]Can you hit harder? I can't feel it yet... Maybe we should add spikes or something...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... You know... This might hurt a little... if I were mortal... and had a body... with nerves...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For suggesting I can "get of your knee."

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being willing to poke people in the face!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

*stares*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "How can I stare into these eyes and then not stab them? How can I glare at their loss and then not laugh?"

 

[Lambi]

For wanting to see the LFG movie!

[sup]I don't care whether they meant for the movie to be made or not! Make it already![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being right!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being left-handed!

 

[Scde2]

For being left-footed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having no ground to stand on!

 

[Neonbob]

...for destroying my favorite asteroid!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about collateral damage!

 

[Neonbob]

...for twisting the facts to fit your views!

 

[Scde2]

For buying a dozen red roses!