The Guy above me is a troll because...

[cryogeist]

For knowing to much!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I know everything because I'm the source of everything!

 

[Neonbob]

...for squishing my dog!

 

[cryogeist]

For..some reason

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about it!
[sup]But it was so squishy![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making a good coat!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I already have the Ultimate Coat!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting me wear you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
Seriously!

 

[Neonbob]

...for still refusing!

 

[cryogeist]

for being really fucking weird

 

[Neonbob]

...for only now realizing that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not even denying it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to deny a fundamental truth!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting you're talking to the thing that reshapes reality at a whim!
[sup]That's not weird right now, it's normal![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to take my side!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you have a side!
[sup]There is only 1 real side: MINE! All other "sides" are just illusions I created to make people suffer![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for still not taking my side!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making such a convoluted reason!