The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a big fat tuna!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For going to a party with the other figments of my imagination!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... You have met me... But indeed, a combination of eternity and absoluteness can get boring after a while...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For misinterpreting that. He's not saying you live a dull life. He just said you're dull.

EDIT: GOGDAMN FUCKING BLACK-GARBED POST-SNATCHERS.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not calling that troll a troll!
[sup]They could be blacker...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... well, they're still a bit greyish...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the fact I'm Evil, just Evil. I make other things want to commit acts of evil!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For reminding me the First, which is not really the first thing I created...
[sup]Also for making me look up Buffy references![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I've seen more than 5 Buffy episodes (it might have been 10) at during the time I still watched TV!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing how many episodes there are!