The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For living under a bridge!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking so long to reply!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I had time to twiddle my thumbs while I was busy pressing F5!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I can just create a force to move the button!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being an empty string.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hehehe... Empty String... hug

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
String StrEmpty = "";

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "noy"?

 

[Neonbob]

...for believing the conspiracies about me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

...for believing the conspiracies about me!

For...
Conspiracies? What conspiracies?
And don't you mean conspiracy theories?