The Guy above me is a troll because...

[theguitarhero6]

because he wants to incenerate pants.

 

[Roxas1359]

For not knowing what I managed to get.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so willing to stare at random people!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not finding that the most entertaining pastime ever.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for joining me in the bushes but forgetting the snacks.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'm gonna fall for this again.

[sup]You can't eat what's already been eaten!
*gnaws on own arm*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for just sitting there like a bump on a log.

[sup]*flees on escape panda*[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For buttering my ice cream.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not enjoying the delicious taste sensation that we've created for him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

*ignores Dark, hard*

...for breaking my legs so I couldn't get to the patent office first.

[sup]HAX![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for BLALKJWRFLKAJSLFKJALKSJFLKJASF PAIN!