The Guy above me is a troll because...

Last of the Chinchillas · Mar 7, 2011

...for having such good idears.

The result of typing random shit in the search bar.

Last of the Chinchillas · Mar 7, 2011

...for not realizing that I has the debilitating laziness.

Last of the Chinchillas · Mar 7, 2011

...for trying to resist the cuteness.

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING ADORABLE!!!

Scde2 · Mar 7, 2011

For stealing Christmas from the pagans.

Scde2 · Mar 7, 2011

For stealing the sex out of uality.

Last of the Chinchillas · Mar 7, 2011

...for taking his junk out of that beartrap.

Last of the Chinchillas · Mar 7, 2011

...for expecting me to just know these things, like some kind of psychic jellyfish.

Last of the Chinchillas · Mar 7, 2011

...for being a mysterious stranger, likely here to give me candy and definitely not do unspeakable things to me in the back of his windowless van.

Last of the Chinchillas · Mar 7, 2011

...for trying to rape Batman.

[sup]*jumps off roof*[/sup]