The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for wiggling your ears at me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not visiting my new thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.269165-The-gift-game] and giving me another bump!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not nuking said ears and the whales that are hiding behind them!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being overly patriotic!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being very underwhelming!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being natalia!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Bigfish equivalent of Bannockburn.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being the electric chair equivalent of three weaklings which never learn!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to steal my gimmick!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for doing gimmicky things!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For f*cking with the format again.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For caring about the format!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For preparing the world for goat assimilation.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

...for throwing our little world into chaos.

For disliking the chaos!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking Ghastly!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting poison ivy in my bed!