The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For inning yourself!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using hair dryers as weapons!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing how great the work on people who are taking a bath!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bathing while I was kneading bread!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not bathing in blood!

 

[Neonbob]

...for stepping on me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pretending to be a doormat!

 

[Neonbob]

...for actually being one!

 

[Neonbob]

...for outing my hiding spot!
[sup]I WAS HAPPY IN THAT LOCKER![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not paying the rent on time!

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving out my location!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having LOW LOW PRICES!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
Well, that's too bad for my incarnations then...
Well, at least that doesn't count for Evil itself.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing what kind of evil things I could do with material goods!
[sup]Sure, I could create them myself, but if I buy them, someone else can't.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blowing up my favorite pillow fort!