The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For...

Give me a minute.

Nah, you're a troll for something other than a famous underwater genocidal battle... THIS TIME!

For ninjaing me! *Gets the naughty stick*

 

[Neonbob]

...for doubting my fort making abilities!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having no chance against me and my nerf skills.

 

[Neonbob]

...for doubting my nerfing abilities!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not tracking me down and proving me wrong!

[sub]Pew pew pew pew, pew pew![/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not knowing I'm a master of doing barrel rolls!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For reminding me of the best dessert ever in the history of everything.

 

[Neonbob]

...for falling for the trap!
[sup]THE CINNAMON ROLLS ARE NERF![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For "What? GOAT, YOU MOUNTAIN CLIMBING BASTARD!"

*fires nerf shoddy*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For now being a balanced character class.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting the Veggie Tales song stuck in my heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making your veggies so huge!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring the love I gave your sweet pumpkin!