The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Whoever entertains me the most with their evil deeds wins...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Of course it's a good idea (not to be confused with the Good that opposes me and which is actually only a a pawn to create an eternal conflict), I'm the one who came up with it after all...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For yellow!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For naming the first Pokémon game I played, which is awesome!
[sup]The game, not you mentioning it.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing ALL demons, Hell Gods and Elder Gods are invited to enter the competition!
[sup]I'm still thinking whether or not to invite vampires as well...
Well, those sparkling ones definitely aren't invited!
Unless maybe as victims for the torture entertainment in during the intermission...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a farfagnoogan!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to commit creepiness and failing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a creeper disguised as a goat!

 

[Neonbob]

...for compiling your code overnight1!

 

[Neonbob]

...for faulting people for their leaves!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so insistent on me nuking on YOUR schedule. JEEZE.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing ALL demons, Hell Gods and Elder Gods are invited to enter the competition!
[sup]I'm still thinking whether or not to invite vampires as well...
Well, those sparkling ones definitely aren't invited!
Unless maybe as victims for the torture entertainment in during the intermission...[/sup]

For thinking I wanted to compete.

For not realizing you're already competing!
[sup]It's like an evil version of The Game...
So just enjoy it and do some evil!
Yes, you can use your minions to do those things in your name if your really want to let them have all the fun...[/sup]