The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For feeding my ego by talking about it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not explaining yourself better!
[sup]What kind of proof?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... How recently are we talking here?
5 minutes? 5 years? 5 centuries? 5 millenia? 5 eternities?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Ah, very short term then...
Well, I caught Victini, I've studied for my exams, I'm having exams right now, I trained Victini to lvl 30, my post-count passed 13k, I've played more MineCraft, and obviously I did all this while being far superior to everone and everything else (as always).
Oh, and I'm being a megalomaniac...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I am always superior, no matter where I happen to take up residence!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For taking up residence in Loserville.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing it's called Loserville because I mentally broke everyone there!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For destroying Winnerville.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing there's no need for a village reserved for winners.
The only winner is me, so a palace/castle will do.

/More of my inflated ego

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not realizing I have my own winner community.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making a community which is exclusively reserved for me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being barred from my collective!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for making a community with no members!

 

[Scde2]

Banned because of the cupcakes!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being easily mislead!