The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For no knowing that Japan has shifted 13" closer to the US.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking I'm denying it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for belaying all my orders!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For canceling all your orders!

 

[Neonbob]

...for demanding a sacrifice be made to your ears!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making a sacrifice to my ears when I tell you to!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking he has control over me!

I HAVE FREE WILL LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER IT LALALALA

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... A troll has become unhappy because he has no food!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting out of your imaginary box!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being the terror of the sea?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For huh?

 

[Scde2]

For wha?

 

[Neonbob]

...for confusing the world with your ears!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For confusing yourself with confusion!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lambasting all of your TV stations!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For basting lamb!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... I'm gonna go sleep now...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For claiming to be an omnipotent being and yet needing sleep.