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Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
For claiming to be an omnipotent being and yet needing sleep.
For not keeping me entertained better to keep me from going to sleep!
For claiming to be omnipotent and not entertaining yourself or making me entertain you better!
For not realizing that if I did it myself it wouldn't be entertaining anymore!
For claiming to be an omniscient being and not knowing what I'm gonna do anyway!
Banned for not realizing I can turn off my active knowledge of stuff which would be more fun as a surprise!

I can unsee things once I've seen them!
For contradicting himself!
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
For claiming to be an omnipotent being and yet needing sleep.
For not keeping me entertained better to keep me from going to sleep!
For claiming to be omnipotent and not entertaining yourself or making me entertain you better!
For not realizing that if I did it myself it wouldn't be entertaining anymore!
For claiming to be an omniscient being and not knowing what I'm gonna do anyway!
Banned for not realizing I can turn off my active knowledge of stuff which would be more fun as a surprise!

I can unsee things once I've seen them!
For contradicting himself!
For not realizing I can create and ignore paradoxes!
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
9,745
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Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
For claiming to be an omnipotent being and yet needing sleep.
For not keeping me entertained better to keep me from going to sleep!
For claiming to be omnipotent and not entertaining yourself or making me entertain you better!
For not realizing that if I did it myself it wouldn't be entertaining anymore!
For claiming to be an omniscient being and not knowing what I'm gonna do anyway!
Banned for not realizing I can turn off my active knowledge of stuff which would be more fun as a surprise!

I can unsee things once I've seen them!
For contradicting himself!
For not realizing I can create and ignore paradoxes!
For not realizing that it's still a contradiction!
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
For claiming to be an omnipotent being and yet needing sleep.
For not keeping me entertained better to keep me from going to sleep!
For claiming to be omnipotent and not entertaining yourself or making me entertain you better!
For not realizing that if I did it myself it wouldn't be entertaining anymore!
For claiming to be an omniscient being and not knowing what I'm gonna do anyway!
Banned for not realizing I can turn off my active knowledge of stuff which would be more fun as a surprise!

I can unsee things once I've seen them!
For contradicting himself!
For not realizing I can create and ignore paradoxes!
For not realizing that it's still a contradiction!
For not realizing that any contradiction is just a figment of your imagination!
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
For claiming to be an omnipotent being and yet needing sleep.
For not keeping me entertained better to keep me from going to sleep!
For claiming to be omnipotent and not entertaining yourself or making me entertain you better!
For not realizing that if I did it myself it wouldn't be entertaining anymore!
For claiming to be an omniscient being and not knowing what I'm gonna do anyway!
Banned for not realizing I can turn off my active knowledge of stuff which would be more fun as a surprise!

I can unsee things once I've seen them!
For contradicting himself!
For not realizing I can create and ignore paradoxes!
For not realizing that it's still a contradiction!
For not realizing that any contradiction is just a figment of your imagination!
For not realizing that's it's still a contradiction! Also I have no imagination!
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
For claiming to be an omnipotent being and yet needing sleep.
For not keeping me entertained better to keep me from going to sleep!
For claiming to be omnipotent and not entertaining yourself or making me entertain you better!
For not realizing that if I did it myself it wouldn't be entertaining anymore!
For claiming to be an omniscient being and not knowing what I'm gonna do anyway!
Banned for not realizing I can turn off my active knowledge of stuff which would be more fun as a surprise!

I can unsee things once I've seen them!
For contradicting himself!
For not realizing I can create and ignore paradoxes!
For not realizing that it's still a contradiction!
For not realizing that any contradiction is just a figment of your imagination!
For not realizing that's it's still a contradiction! Also I have no imagination!
Banned for not realizing you do have one now, because I said so and what I say becomes the truth.
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Banned for not realizing you do have one now, because I said so and what I say becomes the truth.
BANNED BECAUSE I HAVE FREE WILL LALALA YOU CAN'T EFFECT ME LALALA
For.. Do you now? Well, that's because I would find this even more boring otherwise.
Trolls are more amusing when they have free will.
I can still effect you though, you just don't notice it.
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Banned for not realizing you do have one now, because I said so and what I say becomes the truth.
BANNED BECAUSE I HAVE FREE WILL LALALA YOU CAN'T EFFECT ME LALALA
For.. Do you now? Well, that's because I would find this even more boring otherwise.
Trolls are more amusing when they have free will.
I can still effect you though, you just don't notice it.
For trolling!
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
Banned for not realizing you do have one now, because I said so and what I say becomes the truth.
BANNED BECAUSE I HAVE FREE WILL LALALA YOU CAN'T EFFECT ME LALALA
For.. Do you now? Well, that's because I would find this even more boring otherwise.
Trolls are more amusing when they have free will.
I can still effect you though, you just don't notice it.
For trolling!
For...You say you want an example of how I've been effecting you?
Well, just read back a little, at some point I started making posts starting with "Banned" and you followed.
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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Rex Dark said:
For...You say you want an example of how I've been effecting you?
Well, just read back a little, at some point I started making posts starting with "Banned" and you followed.
*affecting

Besides, those were accidents. You mean to tell me now that you did all of those "on purpose?" Laughable.
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
For...You say you want an example of how I've been effecting you?
Well, just read back a little, at some point I started making posts starting with "Banned" and you followed.
*affecting

Besides, those were accidents. You mean to tell me now that you did all of those "on purpose?" Laughable.
For believing in such things as "accidents"!

Also: you started the "effect" thing...
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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Rex Dark said:
Heart of Darkness said:
Rex Dark said:
For...You say you want an example of how I've been effecting you?
Well, just read back a little, at some point I started making posts starting with "Banned" and you followed.
*affecting

Besides, those were accidents. You mean to tell me now that you did all of those "on purpose?" Laughable.
For believing in such things as "accidents"!

Also: you started the "effect" thing...
I did it once. I only caught the error now. Also, now who has control over who? >33