The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing that's just as bad as grey or even white! Or worse... PINK!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing anything but perfect black is boring!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing anything containing only black and grey is grey!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for being fine with boringness!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For mixing threads!
Also for not realizing that instead of sucking the color out of everything like the atmosphere around you, I destroy the very concept of color itself.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not leaving the mixing of threads to me!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being as boring as his own parents.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being the very definition of boring!

 

[Neonbob]

...for knowing the secret words~

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I'm the one who came up with them!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being unbending!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For bending over!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking it all!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For homoerotic undertones!