The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For pretending not to like it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for attempting to leave me in the dark!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking it here in the darkness!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting me away!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining!

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing of Derpy Hooves!

Spoiler: Derpy Hooves inside

 

[Roxas1359]

...for not noticing I've been gone!

 

[Scde2]

For having a face!

 

[Roxas1359]

For making me have to fix the post so it would show up!
[sub]People! Now I'm not so lonely! XD[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pantaloons.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For New Guinea.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For Papua New Guinea!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for Papa Suchong!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

EEK! A MOUSE!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not even advancing this thread a single page while I was not posting for the last 2 days!

 

[Neonbob]

...for nearing me in porridge count!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not donating your post-count to the post-deprived!