The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Roxas1359]

For failing to finish the first grade!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For knowing my record.

 

[Roxas1359]

For not keeping secrets!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thnking there's such a thing as a secret!

 

[Roxas1359]

For incriminating J. Edgar Hoover!
[sub]Head of FBI for many years starting before WW II. He stayed I'n power because of all the incriminating files he gathered over many powerful people. Including the president and even MLK Jr.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... MLK who?

 

[Roxas1359]

For not knowing who Martin Luther King Jr is!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to care unimporant mortals who are most likely dead!

 

[Roxas1359]

For guessing correctly that he's dead!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...

PROTIP: Most mortals are dead.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For giving tips. Protips.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking them!

PROTIP: I don't care! Unless you pay me. For now, preferably in cupcakes.

 

[Roxas1359]

For demanding money for lake protips!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not liking them!

PROTIP: I don't care! Unless you pay me. For now, preferably in cupcakes.

For thinking I'd share my precious cupcakes with a European!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Neuronium
For accusing me of demanding money for protips!

PROTIP: I don't. I do however demand cupcakes for caring.

For not liking them!

PROTIP: I don't care! Unless you pay me. For now, preferably in cupcakes.

For thinking I'd share my precious cupcakes with a European!

Very well then. In that case I'll take all of Canada's maple syrup!
[sup]I have no idea what that tastes like either...[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking you could manage it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... When I do it, I'll begin with burning down ALL of the maple trees, so no more can be produced...

Meanwhile I "liberate" all the already produced syrup...

Afterwards I might sell some for huge inflated profits.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not realizing Canada is a mythical land.

 

[Roxas1359]

For not giving protips on how to deal with sleeping bears!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For needing every protip you can get your hands on!