The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for making so many men impotent!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For expecting me to stab them elsewhere!

[sub]*stabs you in the back again and runs away, shooting you with a Maverick*[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so damned untrustworthy!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not expecting the expected.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For integrating people into your PC. D:

For not liking it when I power my PC with souls!

For looking at me with a "your next" look.

For...
Don't you mean "You're next!"?

My post my rules.

OT: For screwing my rules. D:

(I'm slow doing away with grammar can't be assed editing)

For... You'll invoke the wrath of the Grammar-Führer!

For... Me no speak a da English.
>_>

<_<

 

[Roxas1359]

For lying!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

...for spewing rainbow cookies all over my carpet!

For... I'd like to try rainbow cookies...

 

[pyramid head grape]

For stealing the portal gun.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting me to mass produce portal guns!

 

[Neonbob]

...for deciding that you need five gallons of gravy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing what I'm gonna use it for!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For forsaking your duties.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have duties!

 

[Roxas1359]

For misusing the comma!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hacking the Escapist to randomly add comma's into my posts!

 

[Roxas1359]

For thinking that I have the time to do that!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pretending it would take time!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For making me sleepy. :O

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For compaining about my Hypnosis Satelite!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For poking me in my sleep. >_>