The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For not making bone cake for everyone.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For not showing your face!

 

[Ren3004]

For having no eyes now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For having bad eye sight

 

[Ren3004]

For thinking I need eyes, I'm the goddamn Batman!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For having the tattoo to prove it. O.O

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling him to show some proper identification material!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For not playing Elder scroll one.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to have it!
[sup]Wait... Didn't it go freeware?[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

For not playing an Elder Scrolls game apparently!

 

[Ren3004]

For chastising others for not playing a certain game. Wait, he didn't play an Elder Scrolls game? BURN THE TROLL!!!
[sub]*Has only finished Oblivion*[/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

For doing the same!

 

[Roxas1359]

For not making me a sandwich!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For wanting coleslaw in it. D=

 

[Ren3004]

For not liking coleslaw!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For making it taste funny!

[sub]-_- dirty joke in 3...2...1...[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

For expecting me to tell a dirty joke.
[sub]Shame on you, sir![/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

For not doing one!

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing I need the right environment for creating my beautiful masterpieces of crass, immature, humour!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For not noticing you're on the Escapist.