The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For thinking my jokes are classy enough for the Escapist.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For thinking there is a bad place for a joke!

 

[Ren3004]

For not remembering Serious Avenue.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For Serious Avenue in it's own right is a joke. D=
[sub]My head hurts[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

For turning this into a paradox.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because Paradox Avenue sounds inescapable.

 

[Ren3004]

For giving me a map of Paradox Avenue that erased itself.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For me almost banning you with this post until I realised this is the Troll Thread!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me work too hard!

 

[Scde2]

For calling others trolls!

Which is against the rules.
See?!
[HEADING=1]SEE?![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Don't Be a Jerk[/HEADING]
This rule trumps any other. Any loophole you think you've found in any other rule is covered by this one. If you make our forums a less pleasant place to be, we don't want you here and we have no problem revoking your account. Here are a couple of the things you should stay away from:

Flaming
[HEADING=1]Calling people names (or groups who may visit The Escapist), this includes calling others a troll[/HEADING]
Trolling
Posting inflammatory, extraneous or off-topic messages with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion
Offensive Posts
Please read what you wrote before you post it and think if anyone else could find it offensive
Rants
You can disagree with whatever you like but using large amounts of obscene language and CAPS is against our policies. We are sure you can find another way to voice your opinion without being aggressive, regardless of whom it is directed at.
Ban Jumping
If you create another account after being permanently banned, suspended or on probation, both of your accounts will be automatically banned.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
Now to the basement with you!

 

[Roxas1359]

For not allowing my toaster to initiate nuclear Armageddon upon the world!
*runs to Scde2 crying*
They made me do it. DX XD

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me to languish in a hole!

 

[Scde2]

For not being grateful!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not being grateful!

For making us all criminals.

 

[pyramid head grape]

@Scde2: D: That's not true, that's impossible! ;~;

OT: For hitting me with a trout. D:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling others trolls!

Which is against the rules.
See?!
[HEADING=1]SEE?![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Don't Be a Jerk[/HEADING]
This rule trumps any other. Any loophole you think you've found in any other rule is covered by this one. If you make our forums a less pleasant place to be, we don't want you here and we have no problem revoking your account. Here are a couple of the things you should stay away from:

Flaming
[HEADING=1]Calling people names (or groups who may visit The Escapist), this includes calling others a troll[/HEADING]
Trolling
Posting inflammatory, extraneous or off-topic messages with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion
Offensive Posts
Please read what you wrote before you post it and think if anyone else could find it offensive
Rants
You can disagree with whatever you like but using large amounts of obscene language and CAPS is against our policies. We are sure you can find another way to voice your opinion without being aggressive, regardless of whom it is directed at.
Ban Jumping
If you create another account after being permanently banned, suspended or on probation, both of your accounts will be automatically banned.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
Now to the basement with you!

For...
Well, I assume this thread will have to be closed then...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for even suggesting that this thread should be closed!

[sup]My early Escapist life was spent on this game! D:[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for going off into your corner!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

...for even suggesting that this thread should be closed!

[sup]My early Escapist life was spent on this game! D:[/sup]

For... I haven't seen you here in ages!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For failing to bump this place!

...for even suggesting that this thread should be closed!

[sup]My early Escapist life was spent on this game! D:[/sup]

For letting it die slowly!

...for going off into your corner!

For the Barfish equivalent of Bennington!

For not being grateful!

For not posting, you silly mod!

@Scde2: D: That's not true, that's impossible! ;~;

OT: For hitting me with a trout. D:

For failing to remember this thread!

EVERYONE IS A TROLL FOR MAKING ME DO THIS!