The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not buying a paintball turret.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not getting a fully auto paint ball gun.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for making me think of NUKE THE KIDS!

 

[Empireth]

...for making me actually want to nuke the kids.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to nuke kids.

[sup]There our future, man! *remembers British kids* Scratch that, go ahead.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not getting me a plane ticket to England so I can nuke the kids.
[sub]And watch a Chelsea game...[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I'm going to England to nuke the kids.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a moutherfuckin' ninja on this motherfuckin' thread!

 

[Empireth]

...for using too many... ...dirty... curse words...

[sup](Oh, eff that. Swear all you want.)[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for telling me to not motherfuckin' swear in this motherfuckin' thread.

[sup]Yep, I love that line.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for quoting Snakes on a Plane...

 

[Empireth]

...for knowing it was from Snakes on a Plane.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being all Snakes on mah Plane!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being all crappy movie on this thread.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for making me BREAK OUT TEH PRINGLE!!!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for HOLY SHIT I WANT ONE NAO!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for WANTIN' ONE NAO!!!

[sup]Fifty year waiting list, I am afraid.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for writing too much in CAPSLOCK.

[sup]I may be missing this, due to being in an entirely different country, but... A fifty year waiting list for food? What? I don't follow. [/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising the T'english is a poor race.

[sup]I DON'T WRITE IN TOO MUCH CAPS-LOCK!! YOU LIE!!![/sup]