The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for use of exagerrated punctuation and CAPSLOCK.

[sup]Really? You're shitting me, aren't you. But if that were true... holy hell. I tend to generalize things to much. I think about everything being just like my country. This could partially be blamed on the fact that I've never left it. Ever. Not even to go to the US. *sigh*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I was yanking his chain.

[sup]England has been recession free for 1 month! [/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being recession free.
[sub]Damn you[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for being ThatGoddamnNinjaNamedKy.

[sup]I've lost track when they said this, but Canada is (I think) recession-free too.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for yay me!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for yayying himself.

[sup]Then again, not too sure about England. I mean, we've been told we are but then again, our government are known liars.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...For not knowing about the country he currently is living in.

[sup]Most governments are...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming I care about this country.

[sup]I don't and I did thee good night. Why so early? Only 3 hours sleep will make you extremely tired.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for going to bed early.

[sup]So why aren't you trying to get away from there, then?
Goodnight.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not understanding I'm trying to give you a mindfuck.

[sup]Me! I'm up! Sas has gone to bed, and I haven't seen Chinchy all night, though.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for calling himself "omnipotent".

[sup]I thought I was the omnipotent one... soo... now the universe is going to explode?[/sup]
[sup]...Real life? I don't even think I know what that is anymore. My life is now talking to strangers I will never meet.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for preferring perfect strangers over "real" friends.

[sup]Well, that's good to know. Let's not fight then.
I don't exactly have real friends. I used to, realized they were not at all like me, drifted away, and never exactly found a group of people who I fit in with. But I deal. Best friends are overrated.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for sounding more like me than I'd like.

[sup]Well, the nice thing about the internets is that it lets you break down social barriers and become friends with whoever, because you almost never know any real information about them when you become friends, then when you find out their personal details, it'd be extremely shallow to break off your friendship then.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being a goat with a guilty look on his face. (When in doubt, go after the avatar.)

[sup]To you, yeah, probably relatively young. Though I think I've already reached the bitter/antisocial stage.[/sup]