The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being misunderstood. And sexy.

[sup]Read The Odyssey, read The Inferno, do pre-lab work, do actual lab work that will devour my times like a singularity of suck, write english paper, start on major politics paper, write theology paper, have hawtbutsecks with an angry rhino while eating pinecones.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'm crazy now. You should see me after a few days without any sleep.

[sup]Eh, I don't mind the books so much. Read both before, liked both. It's the examining every minute detail that makes me want to devour my own chin.
Chem lab. And the likelihood that I will spill hydrochloric acid on myself again is very high.[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For Sleeping...
[sub]you bastard...[/sub][sup]How dare you sleep![/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For being Ninja'd by ME...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being ninja'd like a voluptious wallaby.

[sup]Ah, I've never hated reading. Hell, I'd spend more of my time doing it if I could.
We be seeking the composition of some sand, so, dissolving and filtering and the like.[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for not letting me apologize..
[sub]I'm sorry, continue...[/sub]
EDIT: it still works...

 

[Empireth]

...for cutting in on Chinchy explaining how he's going crazy.

[sup]That was interesting... considering how your busy is so different than mine...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I had disappeared.

[sup]What, just cause I was being anti-social, you think I've walked off? No, I just didn't have anything to say. I'm like that tonight. I will tell you when I leave.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all sneaky. Almost like a NINJA! BURN THE WITCH! BURN IT WITH THE CLEANSING FLAMES OF AKATOSH!

[sup]Oh? How does your busy differ?
Never mind. Saw in the other thread.[/sup]

@Goat:...for hilarious ragequit.

 

[Empireth]

...for your blow-up at us ninjas.

[sup]Oh bother. I wanted to try to sleep tonight before three. It just kind of snuck up on me somehow. I didn't even notice. And I'm not even tired now. Insomnia dearly gets annoying after a while.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pulling a total Winnie the Pooh move with, "Oh, bother." That is the cutest thing you've said all night, and I may just have to mount you for it.
...for utilizing the language that is English.

[sup]SON OF A FISHMONGER, HE'S RIGHT! I require sweet sleep-meats.
Have fun, guys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, and be sure to tip your waitress.[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for being green...
[sub]You too you waitress un-tipper[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for using phrases I've never heard used in those contexts before.
Goddamn bloody ninjas! You've been much too much of a ninja tonight... I count that as trollish behaviour!

[sup]What? I've realized I swear too much, so I sort of adapted to use very British sayings...
I take it that's a goodnight, then. Goodnight?[/sup]