The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for rushing me.
[sub]My car haz broken tube [/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a broken car tube and being disappointed in us.

[sup]Oh, yeah?! Well, I'm dissapointed in YOUR MOM![/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for bringing my mom into this.
[sub]Wait, didn't we already talk about your inlaws?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that we should stop talking about the inlaws.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for keeping this thread creepiness free last night.

[sup]I think...[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not being sure.
[sub]Check...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I can be bothered to check.

[sup]I iz lasy.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to cut back my breathing.

[sup]Never![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for hogging the air.

[sup]I'm trying to breath, dammit![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

for hogging mah air!

[sup]Damn...you....Goat.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for stealing my air even though he's all far away and crap.

[sup]Seriously? Down, I say! Down with capitalism!
@Goat: Since you have a monopoly on oxygen... It made me think you only breathed monoxide. Which is wrong, I know.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being far away.
[sub]Once apon a time...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not bartering for my spare oxygen.

[sup]£100 for 100 millilitres! Yes, I profit from peoples misfortune.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I give a motherflipping feck!

[sup]You're in America, what ya gonna do?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having lawyers.

[sup]Shit. Shit on a stick on a brick. To sum that feeling up, lets go to Ollie Williams. Ollie?
HE'SGONNAGETIT!!
Thanks, Ollie.[/sup]