The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for trying to collect money out of pirating of clearly capitalist schemes.

[sup]You've been quite mistaken about people not having lawyers, there, Sas. It's mainly Canadians that don't. We're a polite, polite people. We like to stay out of people's way, and apologize way too much as we eat our bacon, maple syrup and poutine. As we smoke our Lumberjack pipes in our igloos, as our pet polar bears stand outside, whining as we stay inside with our toques on. (There, I think that's all the stereotypes, is it?)[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me as skint as a skint thing on World Skint Day.

[sup]Here's your money..WIRED UP TO A NUCLEAR BOMB!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being immortal.

[sup]How about if I take your head? *Sharpens Katana*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for quoting a Culture Club song.

[sup]Goddammit, now it's stuck in my head. Thanks.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for his mental trap not working on me.

[sup]what the feck is Culture Club?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up Karma Chameleon.

[sup]You dirty, rotten son of a *****, I'LL KEEL YOU!
GRAARRRGGH! It's like mental nails on mah mental chalkboard![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not expanding on ze ANGER!!!!

[sup]@Chinchy: Phil Collins is better.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up Phil Collins!

[sup]Goat tries to date rape me, Sas tries to give me an aneurysm...
Yep. Just a normal day here.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that Chinchy wants it.

[sup]Wait...that statement is wrong.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that Phil Collins was in Genesis, which is a much more well-known band. (Especially to Sas, cause it was an English band.)

...Urgh! For being a ninja! That's the second time I've had to do this with you!

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not getting my McNinja burgers.

[sup]I'm 18, I don't know anything pre-McFly. Apart from the Phil Collins.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing where to hide a body.

[sup]Car crusher? Lake? River? Your burger?[/sup]