The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing from the start.

[sup]You, sir, are no longer 1337![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for speaking out of turn again.

[sup]Don't make me get the belt, boy.

@Empireth: Oh, we noticed. We just didn't care. Because you smell like kitty litter.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...Hey, what's that? Ah, no GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising Social Services are behind you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing Social Services will join in on the beating.

[sup]Because everyone thinks you need a good asskicking.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for calling Social Services.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not noticing, while you guys argued, I caught a plane to Zimbabwe.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for crashing Sas's plane into the ocean in the sort of orgasmic explosion that would make Michael Bay green with envy.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for

R.I.P sasquatch99

14th of January 1991 - 30th October 2009

Here lies a guy who was, and I am guessing here, a twat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having the lamest tombstone of all time.

[sup]Eh. Must go. Work to be done, children to be deep-fried, hawt ladies to have hawatladiesecks with.
Merry Christmas.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for insulting a dead person.

[sup]You ass![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not calling me an undead ninja.