The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not listening to a dead...thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not obeying your zombie overmasters.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling us this stuff earlier.

[sup]What other stuff can ya do?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for dying without telling me first!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me give you this look. -_-

 

[Empireth]

...for giving me the -_- look.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not giving me this look in return.
¬¬
-

 

[Empireth]

...for expecting certain facial expressions from me.

[sup]What, you can't tell when I'm being sarcastic while only using words?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for 0.o and ¬¬ and maybe not being obviously sarcastic.
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[Empireth]

...for being a dumb man and staying up until really early hours of the morning.

[sup]So, there's what, a five hour difference? Minus one cause Canada hasn't had daylight savings... You realize that it (should be) a quarter to five there, right?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'm dumb.

[sup]Yep, it is quarter to 5.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I meant that you were dumb. (It's an expression I use: "dumb man" and "bad man"... even if they're girls.)

[sup]Honestly, how much sleep do you normally get? How is it possible for you to stay up every night?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for confuzing me with slang.

[sup]About 6-8 hours depending on night before. Like I said, I don't have to get up in the mornings.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not keeping up to date with Canadian slang. (Which I'm fairly certain only a few people I know use...) Yes, that was sarcasm.

[sup]You lucky bastard. If that's how days could work for me, I'd be so much happier. But no, I'm still stuck in this hell, here.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for complaining about Canada.

[sup]You're putting me off, man.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for generalizing my statement into including all of the 9 976 140 km^2 of Canada as part of hell.

[sup]That's not what I meant. I meant where I am right now and will be for the next few years. This is hell. My routine is hell. The country itself is rather nice.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me happy.
Ish.

[sup]I don't have a routine. But I end up doig the same every day.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making it sound like you really wanted to come here.

[sup]Do you? And what is it you do all day? Food, the 'Pist, sleep? Sounds pretty damn lucky to me. Though, knowing me, I'd get bored.[/sup]