The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for killing that cat that lives down the street to you.

[sup]"Why, hello, we're from the Department of Illinois Police and Security... We found a dead cat under your car's tires, would you please care to explain...?"[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking it was my fault. Maybe Ky just double-crossed you?

 

[Empireth]

...for not using good medical judgment.

[sup]Obviously, a Roofie is what solves the problem...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing there's a new edible superglue just for when you drill into your own head.

[sup]I suggest getting some. You never know when you might need it again... And you quite obviously need some now.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for acting like a smart zombie.

[sup]Noe, ey hs nnt seeEN et.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not believing I hadn't warned you.

[sup]What did I tell you about the Roofies? And did you listen? Nooooo.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not waiting for my suggestions before he started drilling.

[sup]Well, that's not good. You couldn't have forgotten something easier? Like... Geography?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not using teh maths much.

[sup]To be honest, I don't much use it besides while I'm learning it... Though, you're gonna be screwed over by tax time. Or grocery shopping. Or any of that fun stuff.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting my help when I must be off to sleep.

[sup]What? I need to be up in two and a half hours!
...Don't look at me like that.[/sup]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for bieng abandoned. hahaha.

[small]P.S. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE POST SO MUCH IN SUCH SHORT TIMES?! DO YOU VISIT ANY OTHER FORUMS?![/small]