The Guy above me is a troll because...

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for telling me carving a pumpkin in the face of Jack Skellington wasn't worth it.

[sup]You lazy man, you. I would be doing more Halloween crap if I had actually been invited somewhere. I wasn't.[/sup]
 

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...for not being invited.

[sup]I've grow disillusioned with Halloween. It's more fun when you're 8, not 18.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for losing interest in a tradition.

[sup]Technically I was invited to my friend's house to bake a cake. His mother then told him that they were already having two people over. Though, I will agree with you, it was more fun ten years ago.[/sup]
 

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...for calling it a tradition.

[sup]Everything is more fun ten years ago.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for not calling it a tradition.

[sup]I don't know, is it a bigger deal in North America then in England? It's definitely a tradition here.[/sup]
 

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...for thinking that I called it a 'non' tradition. I had nothing to go with.

[sup]It's pretty low key over here, unless you count the drunk teens staggering around every where and egg attacks.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for giving me nothing to call him a troll about.

[sup]Ah. I have never seen an egg attack, ever. It's a fairly big deal, though this year there's not that many people out. I blame Swine Flu. It's generally an excuse to get together/get drunk/go out in sweet costumes and get free candy.[/sup]
 

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...for still having the wiff of a n00b about him.

[sup]Come to England during Halloween. Lots of eggs fly as does flour.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for calling me a n00b when really it's just me being over-tired.

[sup]Shut it, I have only been getting two hours of sleep lately. The thing I haven't understood is... Flour? What's the deal with flour?[/sup]
 

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...for being over-tired.

[sup]I really don't know. But every shop in my local area has banned the selling of flour and eggs.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for living in an area where you can't buy flour or eggs.

[sup]Really? It seems a bit... Over-dramatic. "OHHH! I'm gonna make a cloud of flour attack your houuuuse!!!1!oneone."[/sup]
 

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...for mocking us over not being able to buy eggs or flour.

[sup]Just asked a mate, it's so they can't mix the two together. Apparently, eggs and flour make it harder to remove from the house.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for being screwed if he runs out of flour when baking a cake.

[sup]Now, why would anyone want to do that? Egg's hard enough to get off. That's when people just really start to be a dick. I think they should be confronted the next time they try to do that. Possibly with a high-pressure hose. Or a(n empty) gun.[/sup]
 

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...for thinking that I bake cakes.

[sup]I quite like the idea of paint-ball guns. Especially if they are full auto ones with a hopper of 200 paint-balls.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for not baking cakes!

[sup]I mean, honestly! It's cake. Once you get it baked, you can gloat over having cake for a week! But, yeah. paint-ball guns work too. They just never occurred to me, cause I've never played paint-ball. (I know, I know, shame on me.)[/sup]
 

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...for never having had random guys shoot at you with paint balls.

[sup]Try and get some mates together and go. It's really good fun.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for trying to get me to experience getting shot at in real life.

[sup]I've been told by my friend whenever I plan on first going to tell him. Which is good, cause he is huge, and can pretty much block me from any shots. It's also good cause it means others are scared of him and don't give him shit like they'd do to me. (I look so scrawny. People tell me I shouldn't be lifting guitar amps and stuff... I'm a techie, that's my job. They don't get that, though.)[/sup]
 

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...for not wanting to get shot.

[sup]The pain isn't that bad, actually. If you find a good company, they'll give you the proper equipment, including body armour. But if you go, take a cup.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for still trying to convince me to go to a simulation of me getting shot.

[sup]Ahh... good advice. I still don't think I'll go anytime soon.[/sup]
 

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...for not wanting to stand in a wood and get shot at by strangers.