The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being wrong to have 2 cents.

 

[Empireth]

...for telling me I shouldn't be able to buy things that cost 4.87$.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not buying stuff that costs $98.

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to get me to buy things that are almost a hundred dollars.

 

[Ren3004]

... for refusing to give in.

 

[Empireth]

...for making fun of my iron will.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having an iron will.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a will of fluffy stuff.

 

[Empireth]

...for not having a will of any sort.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for exposing my lack of will.

 

[Empireth]

...for making your lack of will terribly obvious.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having no free will.

 

[Empireth]

...for accusing me of no free will.

[sup]Iron will does not equal free will.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for 4e2c7e21x4swd2a4es2d.

 

[Empireth]

...for... what the hell?
...for confusing me!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being confuzed by gibberish.

 

[Empireth]

...for expecting me to not be confused by gibberish!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for 4e4fs5e1ew58rdw48wdfef.

69!

 

[Empireth]

...for convincing me in believing that you're not sane offline as you claim to be.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for Hari-Kari Rock. I need scissors! 63!

[sup]I shall give you internet cookie if you get where the line came from.[/sup]

[sup]I go sleep now. I am very tired. Byebye.[/sup]