The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still eating so many sandwiches.

[sup]You will have no room for Thanksgiving turkey at this rate.[/sup]
...for thinking things.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing Thanksgiving is already over and has been for three weeks.

[sup]I probably shouldn't expect you to know it, considering it's on CBC, but really man, come on! They were excellent.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having Thanksgiving early, with all of his Canadian-ness.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a ninja Chinchilla.

[sup]Bah. Seeing as I don't understand what Empireth is talking about, I'm gonna watch CSI.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for going off to watch CSI.

[sup]Really, Sas? Really?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

...for having what looks like a monocle.

 

[Empireth]

...for not liking the camera glare which makes it look like Chinchy has a monocle.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having what looks like a scythe.
...for blaming the camera glare.

[sup]It is indeed a monocle.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me dig up a clip of the Chicken Cannon.

Spoiler: Royal Canadian Air Farce, New Year's Eve 2008, Final Show

Sorry I couldn't find a better clip of this.
Oh, and for the targets? They are decided on by audience members suggesting ideas, then a poll to decide which to use. No offence to anyone was intended.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for that clip he posted.

 

[Empireth]

...for not liking the Royal Canadian Air Farce

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming I didn't like it.

 

[Empireth]

...for making me make assumptions.

 

[Ren3004]

... for assuming things.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being unassuming.

[sup]@Ky: Another one falls to the dark side. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ahem.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for talking to Ky when he's not even here.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me look like a jackass.

[sup]FFS! I NEED SLEEP!!!! But I shall ignore that...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for needing things such as sleep.

 

[Empireth]

...for pointing out that sleep is for the weak.

[sup]@Sas: Don't give in! It's only... 11 there! That's much too early, yet! On thursday I got two hours of sleep and still had to go to my classes. You cannot complain.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I'm gonna sleep.

[sup]You fool. The night is young and there are many virgins chickens to sacrifice.[/sup]